Someone decides to play a text-prank on a random number and, because the person on the receiving end of this text doesn’t have a great deal of practice when it comes to monogamous relationships, hilarity ensues. There are steps you can take not to knock up a random side piece, and they begin with not having one in the first place. Hopefully, this guy learned his lesson.He should say “f*ck” more.
Is her name Sarah, too?
I’m no expert, but something tells me his next step shouldn’t be having more sex
“Your name for his middle name.” Smooth.
Of course, he still lives with his mom. Of course, he does.
Shopping for baby clothes would probably be more fun
This guy is a regular Ashton Kutcher
Well, I can think of one reason
I bet he’s at an Olive Garden
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